Another shitty season comes to an end
Shortiest guys in the NBA
Earl Boykins on the left and my boy Nate Robinson on the right.
Fire Isiah
Seriously, what the fuck?! Why is Isiah Thomas still around? Fire his ass already. Donnie Walsh listen up, firing Isiah is your first assignment. Isiah sucks as a GM and even more as a coach. We don’t need all these shitty players with big ass contract. Namely Zach Randolph, not only he has a big ass contract, he physically has a big ass. He and Eddy Curry are the fattest 1-2 punch downlow in the NBA. If the Knicks want to win, they should focus on building their team around Nate Robinson, David Lee, and Jamal Crawford. Forget the rest of the roster, they are all shit to the core.
I hope Donnie Walsh can turn my Knicks around. Hopefully next season we’ll have a better coach and a better team.
My picks for NBA Awards
The season flew by, let’s hand out some awards.
MVP
Chris Paul (Who knew the Hornets would be NO.1 in the West? No one)
Rookie of the Year
Luis Scola (I’d have picked Kevin Durant if the Sonics didn’t suck! The Rockets won 22 straight)
Most Improved
Hedo Turkoglu (Became the go-to guy in Orlando, one of the top 4th quarter scoring leaders)
6th Man
Manu Ginobili (20ppg off the bench while adding 4.8reb, 4.5ast, 1.5stl, and 2 treys a game, this is a no brainer)
Coach of the Year
Byron Scott (I know the Celtics are the best team, but it’s not all thanks to Doc Rivers)
Most Dissapointing Team
Miami Heat (Finals contender to lottery team, wow)
Surprise of the Year
Portland’s 13 game win streak and Houston’s 22 game win streak
WTF Game of the Year
Celtics vs Lakers (Just look at this picture, haha)
Kick-ass Old Man of the Year
Dikembe Mutombo (So old and still so amazing, he WILL block you)
That’s it for the NBA stuff. This year isn’t too exciting because the best player ever—Toni Kukoc—has retired.
I’m Mike Mai. You are not!
Everything in the world, from my point of view. >.o
Thank God Im not you. I thank God that Im one of His people. you shouldnt be so negative, another season comes to an end, The Lord Jesus Christ gives all of us that are His people, to all of them first, and even to a wretch like me last of all by His grace, eternal life, precious in the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty Love forever, by His grace.
dikembe mutombo is not so old. he is a fine age. and thats not ‘wtf game of the year’.. that picture is not haha, they are discussing something and garnett is arguing, but derek fisher is intent on looking directly into his eyes, and making a point.
Jesus Christ IS Almighty God manifest in the flesh, and He saves by His grace.
there is no god and i feel sad for you. but thanks for the amusing post tho.